點餐真簡單-1 I'll take a….吃個漢堡
[Willy and Marge go into a fast food restaurant.]
Willy: What are you getting?
Marge: The grilled chicken breast sandwich looks good. And I'll take a Caesar salad.
Willy: Trying to lose some weight?
Marge: If anybody needs to lose weight, it's you.
Willy: 1)On that note, what's the biggest hamburger they've got?
Marge: That's the double *quarter-pounder with four extra slices of cheese.
Willy: I'll get *Monterey Jack cheese with that. And a large chocolate milkshake and extra large fries.
Marge: Do you realize that all that high-2)cholesterol food will 3)go straight to your 4)arteries?
Willy: Who needs arteries anyway? Which kind of *poutine should I get?
Marge: Oh, I didn't see they have poutine here! That *chili-cheese one looks heavenly!
Willy: Eating that will make you 5)obese.
威利和瑪姬走進一家速食店
威利：妳要點啥？
瑪姬：烤雞胸肉三明治看起來不錯。我還要一份凱薩沙拉。
威利：想減肥啊？
瑪姬：如果真有人該減肥，那就是你。
威利：經妳這麼一說，這邊最大的牛肉漢堡是哪種？
瑪姬：雙層四盎司肉排再額外多加四片起司的漢堡。
威利：我要夾蒙特里傑克起司。還要一個大杯巧克力奶昔和加大薯條。
瑪姬：你知不知道那些高膽固醇食物會全堆到你的動脈裡啊？
威利：反正誰需要動脈啊？我該買哪種加拿大薯條啊？
瑪姬：天啊，我沒看到他們有賣加拿大薯條！那種加墨西哥辣豆醬和起司的看起來超級好吃！
威利：吃那玩意兒會讓妳癡肥。
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