Jennifer: Billy! You're here just in time.
Billy: Oh no, I don't like the sound of this.
Jennifer: It's so 1)rad! An anti-aging facial mask with *placenta protein extract.
Billy: Did I hear that correctly? Placenta?
Jennifer: That's right. Along with ingredients like *collagen, 2)marine-derived *chitosan…
Billy: Hold it! That stuff sounds really gross. I'm not gonna be your lab rat.
Jennifer: But it'll remove your wrinkles…
Billy: First, the ultrasound stimulator, now a facial mask. What's next?
Jennifer: It's called getting in touch with your feminine side.
Billy: *More like losing my balls.
Jennifer: [Rolls her eyes] Don't worry, I'll leave your manhood intact.
珍妮花：比利！你來得正好。
比利：不好了，這聽起來不妙。
珍妮花：這超讚的！抗老化面膜加胎盤蛋白質萃取物。
比利：我有廳對嗎？胎盤？
珍妮花：沒錯。還有像是膠原、海洋萃取甲殼素等成分……
比利：等等！這些東西聽起來真噁心。我可不想當妳的白老鼠。
珍妮花：可是它會消除你的皺紋耶……
比利：先是超音波刺激器，現在又是面膜，接下來呢？
珍妮花：這叫做觸及你女性化的一面。
比利：比較像是閹了我吧。
珍妮花：（翻白眼）別擔心，我會讓你的男子氣概完好無缺。 |
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